Screw Censors

Mormon girls make me laugh. I've had a bunch try and guilt me about not going to church and how the reason "I'm not really happy" is because of the "bad choices" I've made.

Well, these same girls send pictures to my cell and text or call me wanting phone some kinds of verbal gratification (aka phone sex). I've heard stories about blow jobs, about how they have to wait for their roommate to be asleep to masturbate, all kinds of things chastised by the Mormon faith. Drinkings, drugs, cheating on their boyfriends and/or husbands. I've heard it all.

There's a subtle difference between me and said girls. Once a week I don't go to church and act like I'm something I'm not. I've owned up to the fact that I'm not perfect, that I like to drink sometimes and that I think sex is fun. Most of them on the other hand front, and act like their perfect little daughters of god. News flash. You aren't. Even after we talk and you tell me you don't do that kinda stuff anymore, I laugh in my head as I start my internal stop watch to the next time you call wanting to know what i'd do to you if I was there right now.

Grow up. Own up. Either you suck dick or you don't. Don't pretend you're going to stop because odds are you're going to be a repeat offender.

Blargh

I feel like I can't blog about things because people read this. Hmm. To censor or not to censor

The Western Front

Having returned from my trip back "home" last night, I felt it necessary to highlight some things I realized while there.

• Most Mormon girls look exactly the same to me now
  
• Weddings where there is no interaction between the families are awesome
• Some Ex girlfriends make time to see you, some flake on you, and some are bitches in their own special way
• People say they've changed but then act the same way around you.
• Fat people make the best friends
• Mormon weddings would be more fun with an open bar, even if I was the only one drinking
• I miss somethings about it there, but I'm still happy I'm in Boston
• Some jokes never get old, and some jokes got old the first time you heard them (and you continue to hear them)
• It doesn't matter how much I listen to the same album over and over, it's still as good as the first time I heard it.
• I wish I could fly around for a living, because I'd read a lot more
• I could be the guy from "Choke".
  
• I realized the implications of the statement above
• "Why We Suck" actually made me want to improve my life.
  

Alcohol: My Experience's Thus Far

In order for you to understand this entry easier, I did not even try alcohol until last summer (I have since vowed not to drink commercial beer unless it is the only choice I have). That being said, I find myself blessed with a brother who works at Cambridge Brewing Company, which means I to drink really good beer for free. Anyways.


Beer: I'm not entirely a huge fan. I seriously won't drink it unless there is nothing else around. Having the privelage of drinking CBC brews has made me appreciate Beer a lot more though. I always get a different brew, and I'm trying to learn more about it so I can appreciate the taste a lot more. This being said, I usually have one beer while I chat with the people who work there, then leave. A) Because I drive there. B) I don't like being drunk.

Hard Liquor: I would much rather drink some mixture of whatever or straight shots then beer. Usually because if I am going to drink, I'm drinking to get drunk. Why waste time? When it comes to Voldka or rum, I'm a complete light weight. I will honeslty get drunk off of two shot.

Now If I had to label myself, I would call myself a "casual drinker". I don't go to the bar every night. Or even once a week. I don't party. I hate parties. Sometimes I just need to let loose and drink though. I also never, and will never, drive drunk.



P.S. For those of you wondering what I'm like drunk, I'm more talky. Seriously I don't know how it's possible but I am. I also get touchy. Not creepy touchy, but just touchy.

Facebook

Alright, I'm going to go ahead and say it. Facebook is now lame. It has reached that "myspace" plateau. I'm sure the three of you who read this will think, "No! Facebook is nothing like myspace! You're outrageously crazy!" No my friends, I'm not the cool-aid man.

I recently posted "Why does Kris look so gay?" as a photo comment, to which i got the usual responses. Uptight Mo sister getting all defencive because she actually thinks I'm serious. It's a swan song really, one that I've learned to embrace. Arguing with people in Utah brings me a different kind of joy, because I know something they don't. Anyways, later on said persons Mom posts on the picture; "I would appreciate if you would keep it clean, this is my family picture you are talking about."

That's it. This is where I draw the line. Facebook has officially changed. At first it was a place for college students, people who had out grown Myspace. Then the highschoolers had to jump in on the fad. Now I've got my aunt as a friend. I don't need any censorship, I shouldn't have to watch what I write on someones picture. Especially when I know said person doesn't care. This is the breaking point.

Am I going to delete my facebook? No. That's just dumb. Am I going to put this blog in my status so everyone can realize how lame facebook is now? Yes. Am I going to go through my list of friends and delete anyone who isn't really my friend? Yeah. I mean come on, I've got one of my ex girlfriends moms friended. Why? I do not know.

We (the youth) need to either unfriend all those people who aren't our real friends, or find something new. You shouldn't have to add your own mom on facebook, you have a freaking telephone for that. Or is that too personal for you to do?

I'm going to find a replacement for facebook. My search begins Jan. 1st 2009.