February 10, 2009

The Western Front

Having returned from my trip back "home" last night, I felt it necessary to highlight some things I realized while there.

  • Most Mormon girls look exactly the same to me now
  • Weddings where there is no interaction between the families are awesome
  • Some Ex girlfriends make time to see you, some flake on you, and some are bitches in their own special way
  • People say they've changed but then act the same way around you.
  • Fat people make the best friends
  • Mormon weddings would be more fun with an open bar, even if I was the only one drinking
  • I miss somethings about it there, but I'm still happy I'm in Boston
  • Some jokes never get old, and some jokes got old the first time you heard them (and you continue to hear them)
  • It doesn't matter how much I listen to the same album over and over, it's still as good as the first time I heard it.
  • I wish I could fly around for a living, because I'd read a lot more
  • I could be the guy from "Choke".
  • I realized the implications of the statement above
  • "Why We Suck" actually made me want to improve my life.

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