February 24, 2009

...

"I think I will do nothing for a long time but listen
And accrue what I hear into myself. . . . and let sounds
contribute toward me."

-'Song of Myself ', Walt Whitman

February 16, 2009

Screw Censors

Mormon girls make me laugh. I've had a bunch try and guilt me about not going to church and how the reason "I'm not really happy" is because of the "bad choices" I've made.

Well, these same girls send pictures to my cell and text or call me wanting phone some kinds of verbal gratification (aka phone sex). I've heard stories about blow jobs, about how they have to wait for their roommate to be asleep to masturbate, all kinds of things chastised by the Mormon faith. Drinkings, drugs, cheating on their boyfriends and/or husbands. I've heard it all.

There's a subtle difference between me and said girls. Once a week I don't go to church and act like I'm something I'm not. I've owned up to the fact that I'm not perfect, that I like to drink sometimes and that I think sex is fun. Most of them on the other hand front, and act like their perfect little daughters of god. News flash. You aren't. Even after we talk and you tell me you don't do that kinda stuff anymore, I laugh in my head as I start my internal stop watch to the next time you call wanting to know what i'd do to you if I was there right now.

Grow up. Own up. Either you suck dick or you don't. Don't pretend you're going to stop because odds are you're going to be a repeat offender.

February 15, 2009

Blargh

I feel like I can't blog about things because people read this. Hmm. To censor or not to censor

February 10, 2009

The Western Front

Having returned from my trip back "home" last night, I felt it necessary to highlight some things I realized while there.

  • Most Mormon girls look exactly the same to me now
  • Weddings where there is no interaction between the families are awesome
  • Some Ex girlfriends make time to see you, some flake on you, and some are bitches in their own special way
  • People say they've changed but then act the same way around you.
  • Fat people make the best friends
  • Mormon weddings would be more fun with an open bar, even if I was the only one drinking
  • I miss somethings about it there, but I'm still happy I'm in Boston
  • Some jokes never get old, and some jokes got old the first time you heard them (and you continue to hear them)
  • It doesn't matter how much I listen to the same album over and over, it's still as good as the first time I heard it.
  • I wish I could fly around for a living, because I'd read a lot more
  • I could be the guy from "Choke".
  • I realized the implications of the statement above
  • "Why We Suck" actually made me want to improve my life.