- I'm much more popular when taken in short doses
- Not only can I dance, I can enjoy it... but only after rum/vodka is consumed
- I need to party with 21+ people.
- Brazilian girls think I'm sexy.
- I think Brazilian girls are sexy
- rum and cherry coke is delicious, but drinking cheap vodka from the bottle is much more fun
- Never be afraid to ask for a number, because even if she rejects you, when are you going to see that bitch again.
- ^that girl was actually really, really nice. and librarian sexy to boot.
- Never stay at the party where your ex is passed out
bl7
9 years ago
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