July 19, 2009

Ah Yes

This last week has been great. Mainly because of parties...and alcohol. Things I've learned in the past couple days:

  • I'm much more popular when taken in short doses
  • Not only can I dance, I can enjoy it... but only after rum/vodka is consumed
  • I need to party with 21+ people.
  • Brazilian girls think I'm sexy.
  • I think Brazilian girls are sexy
  • rum and cherry coke is delicious, but drinking cheap vodka from the bottle is much more fun
  • Never be afraid to ask for a number, because even if she rejects you, when are you going to see that bitch again.
  • ^that girl was actually really, really nice. and librarian sexy to boot.
  • Never stay at the party where your ex is passed out

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