Wheel: July 2009

July 26, 2009

The internet is used for so many stupid, useless things (see pornography). If you look in the right places though, you can find something beautiful.

This last week has been great. Mainly because of parties...and alcohol. Things I've learned in the past couple days:

I'm much more popular when taken in short doses
Not only can I dance, I can enjoy it... but only after rum/vodka is consumed
I need to party with 21+ people.
Brazilian girls think I'm sexy.
I think Brazilian girls are sexy
rum and cherry coke is delicious, but drinking cheap vodka from the bottle is much more fun
Never be afraid to ask for a number, because even if she rejects you, when are you going to see that bitch again.
^that girl was actually really, really nice. and librarian sexy to boot.
Never stay at the party where your ex is passed out

My top 5 favorite MJ songs:

1: PYT

2. Smooth Criminal

3. Wanna Be Startin' Something

4. They Don't Care About Us

5.The Way You Make Me Feel

I. Crave. Toys.

Thus I must find an additional job, so I can afford such things.

Things I want to WA$TE on:

PS3
TV worthy of a PS3
New computer, a lap top would be nice, dear God Macbook would be awesome
A musical instrument, lessons for said instrument, do not care what instrument. Just want to kill hours doing something productive, other than reading and writing occasionally. (I realize that rationale is not exactly sound, buying a PS3 but wanting to be productive?)
A new place with my brother by next year
A trip somewhere out of the country. Scotland? Miami? It counts right?!
A road trip somewhere IN the country. Somewhere historically fascinating. Like Gettysburg. Or New Jersey (ha).
I want to throw away every piece of clothing I have over 1 year old and rebuild my wardrobe completely. Gay? Maybe. But I have a 5 year old shirt I wear frequently. Not cool.